Hitches & Hustle
Hitches & Hustle
Four Salesmen. Four Styles. One Mission: Sell Trailers.
In the high-stakes world of trailer sales, where every journey starts with the right set of wheels, four salesmen are about to change the game or get fired trying.
Meet The Kings of the Lot
Jimmy Blaze
If there’s one thing Jimmy Blaze knows, it’s how to sell. Born James Blazewicz in a no-name town with a population smaller than a mall parking lot, he learned early on that energy and confidence could get you further than talent alone.
From birth, Jimmy had hustle in his blood and a knack for showmanship. At age 10, he turned a school lemonade stand into a full-blown roadside attraction, complete with a jingle, sign-spinners, and a “buy two, get a free high-five” deal.
After an impromptu audition at a local flea market, where he was selling “miracle” windshield wipers that were really just regular wipers with fancier packaging, a talent scout saw his potential.
Jimmy doesn’t just sell products – he sells dreams. Known for his over-the-top energy, signature finger guns, and his catchphrase, “Blaze through life, baby!”
Hank “Hanky” Thompson
The son of a blue-collar dad who worked in a factory and a mom who was a diner waitress, Hank quickly learned that “if you don’t sell yourself, you don’t sell anything.”
As a kid, he was the guy trading baseball cards, and by high school, he was flipping used lawn mowers for cash. After taking a job in door-to-door sales, he learned two things: People will buy just about anything if you tell a good enough story and the best way to get out of an awkward situation is to make a joke and walk away.
Hank is the kind of dad who will roast you mercilessly but still show up at 6am to help you move. He’s a walking contradiction – griping about the world while secretly loving every minute of it.
Hank’s motto: “If I had a nickel for every time someone told me I was wrong, well, I wouldn’t need this job, would I?”
Ryder Sinclair
Ryder was born with a grin that could melt hearts and a voice that could sell dreams. He learned the art of persuasion before he could ride a bike. His father, a legendary car salesman, always said, “Son, people don’t buy the product. They buy you.” And Ryder took that to heart.
In high school, he wasn’t the star athlete or the class president, but he was the guy who could get you into the best parties, talk the principal into looking the other way, and sell a half-broken phone like it was the latest model. His natural charisma made him a legend in both social circles and side hustles.
Behind the slick smiles and effortless swagger, Ryder sometimes wonders if he’s selling himself short. Does he actually believe in anything he’s selling? Or is he just addicted to the game?
Ryder’s motto: “Life’s a pitch – sell it like you mean it.”
Jett Finch
Jett Finch wasn’t always the eternal optimist that he is today. Growing up in a small town where everyone knew everyone’s business, Jett learned early that life could be unpredictable. His dad, a mechanic, taught him that hard work was the key to anything, but it was his mom who showed him the value of kindness and laughter, even when things weren’t going well.
He believes in people even when they don’t believe in themselves. He’s always got a clever metaphor or a silly joke to lighten the mood, but when it’s time to get serious, he’s all about getting the job done.
He may not have the best tools of the trade, but Jett knows one thing for sure: A positive attitude and belief in each other will take you further than any fancy equipment or shiny corner office.
His motto: “The scoreboard doesn’t measure heart.”
